ran naked with my best friend...I love marijuana. Sounds legit.
beat the trojan man because
I beat a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I ran naked with a bum because I smoked crack.
i cuddled with a horse because i have AMAZING boobs. (true story)
i beat a pothead because i love marijuana.
I slept with Paris Hilton because I’m sexy like that. lmfao
I shot a toothbrush because I’m good in bed. Lolol wtf
i ate a french fry because i’m good in bed
A French Fry Because I Love To Snort Cocaine
I stabbed a teletubby because I’m a pimp. :D
I shot a stripper because I’m sexy like that HAHA
I needed a horse because i love marijuana.
I needed a bowl if cereal because hoes have been stealing my tacos :D or something
I ran naked with your grandma because I’m a pimp. omg. wtf hahahahahahahahaaaaa.
I needed a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I shot your mom because I’m sexy like that! Bahahahaha XD
… I banged a stripper because I’m a pimp?
i cuddled with a homo because i love marijuana ahahahahhahaha
I banged a homo because im sexy like that. LOUIS TOMLINSON. I BANGED YOU ! OMFG.